on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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