Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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