Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Randomize