Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Randomize
