After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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