By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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