so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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