That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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