Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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