i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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