Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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