The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
They took my balls.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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