It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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