Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Randomize
