too bad you live with your parents still
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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