You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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