Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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