OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
my poor anus
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