I CAN MOONWALK!
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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