I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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