Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Randomize
