I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
