This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
