where does the pee come out of this thing
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
This house was built for laser tag.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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