just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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