i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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