You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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