hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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