So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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