i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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