My liver just broke up with me...
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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