Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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