Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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