chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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