My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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