She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Alive.
So much puke
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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