kristin has been a bad kristin
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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