She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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