make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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