it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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