They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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