mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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