erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
