gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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