Just mADE A PArabola og urine
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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