im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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