Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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