bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
