Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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