I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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