nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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