Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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