New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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