I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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