Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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