On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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