i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
