i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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