Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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