i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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